Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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