wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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