i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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