marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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