no. you can't hotbox the world.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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