Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
These tits shall not be calmed
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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