Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
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