in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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