This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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