I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
this will be a night to untag.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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