You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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