So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Randomize
