these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
