So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i barfeds in our rink
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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