just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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