I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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