The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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