just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Two words: blizzard sex
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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