so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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