you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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