Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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