So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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