Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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