Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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