she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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