So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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