I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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