Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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