its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Nobody cheats on THIS.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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