That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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