clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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