It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Slut skills are useful in every country.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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