My nipple is on Facebook.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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