Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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