Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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