Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
