Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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