Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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