I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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