I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Randomize
