I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
The air taste purple.
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