oh god the rape fog is back!
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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