so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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