i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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