Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
they need to just BURY HIM!
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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