Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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