We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
we made out on top of his cat.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Randomize
