Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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