I'm drive I can fine osifer
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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