she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Im part way to drunk.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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