so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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