I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
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